I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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