So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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