a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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