We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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