i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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