I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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