He disabled his match.com account in front of me
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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