I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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