That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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