how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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