Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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