im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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