What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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