I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
