So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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