idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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