At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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