its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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