Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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