You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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