Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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