I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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