I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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