Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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