Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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