Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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