the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Randomize
