stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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