Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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