Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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