billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
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