i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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