You're a womanizer and a bitch.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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