Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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