I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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