he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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