did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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