did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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