On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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