i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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