He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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