So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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