If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
oh god was she eating orange peels again
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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