What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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