ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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