Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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