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they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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