Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
where are my eyebrows?
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