Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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