it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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