Where is the hickey?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
