It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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