handjob tips. give me some.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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