we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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