she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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